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Interactive NBA Finals Article

It’s the NBA Finals, and that means one thing! The Warriors are about to beat the Cavs and collect their 3rd title in 4 years. The only chance the Cavs have is if LeBron James goes (descriptive word) and single handedly beats the Warriors because we all know he won’t get any (word you yell when you are hurt or in danger).

Let’s all hope that Draymond Green doesn’t go all (animal) shit on guys, kicking them in the (slang word for a body part)! In that case, the Finals could come down to whether (Title of someone that lives in a Castle) James can get his (name given to a group of people) to actually show up.

The Warriors are a much better team than the Cavs, in fact the (bad sports team) are a better overall team than the Cavs. I think the Warriors would even beat the Cavaliers if they were playing (name of a board game).

Besides my Warriors collecting back to back titles, I am most excited about (name of Cavalier or Warrior player) going (name of any type of food) on the opposing teams fans when they talk (object).

Well that concludes the first ever “Four Guys Interactive Article”. Thanks for playing along and having fun with us here at four-guys.com

Sincerely,

(Your name here)

And, below are your Four Guys versions of the article above, as well as a special addition by one of the most knowledgeable sports fanatics around, Jason Casalaspro!!

It’s the NBA Finals, and that means one thing! The Warriors are about to beat the Cavs and collect their 3rd title in 4 years. The only chance the Cavs have is if LeBron James goes BLUE and single handedly beats the Warriors because we all know he won’t get any MOMMA!

Let’s all hope that Draymond Green doesn’t go all LLAMA shit on guys, kicking them in the WEENIE! In that case, the Finals could come down to whether PRINCESS James can get his FLOCK to actually show up.

The Warriors are a much better team than the Cavs, in fact the CLEVELAND BROWNS are a better overall team than the Cavs. I think the Warriors would even beat the Cavaliers if they were playing TIDDLYWINKS.

Besides my Warriors collecting back to back titles, I am most excited about QUINN COOK going BEEF STROGANOFF on the opposing teams fans when they talk CROWBAR.

Well that concludes the first ever “Four Guys Interactive Article”. Thanks for playing along and having fun with us here at four-guys.com

Sincerely,

Michael Price

t’s the NBA Finals, and that means one thing! The Warriors are about to beat the Cavs and collect their 3rd title in 4 years. The only chance the Cavs have is if LeBron James goes STICKY and single handedly beats the Warriors because we all know he won’t get any DAMN.

Let’s all hope that Draymond Green doesn’t go all PLATYPUS shit on guys, kicking them in the GRILL! In that case, the Finals could come down to whether KNIGHT James can get his GANG to actually show up.

The Warriors are a much better team than the Cavs, in fact the LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS are a better overall team than the Cavs. I think the Warriors would even beat the Cavaliers if they were playing BATTLESHIP.

Besides my Warriors collecting back to back titles, I am most excited about JR SMITH going SALAD on the opposing teams fans when they talk POCKET PUSSY.

Well that concludes the first ever “Four Guys Interactive Article”. Thanks for playing along and having fun with us here at four-guys.com

Sincerely,

Calvin Kamrath

It’s the NBA Finals, and that means one thing! The Warriors are about to beat the Cavs and collect their 3rd title in 4 years. The only chance the Cavs have is if LeBron James goes MOROSE and single handedly beats the Warriors because we all know he won’t get any CHRIST,

Let’s all hope that Draymond Green doesn’t go all SLOTH shit on guys, kicking them in the DOME! In that case, the Finals could come down to whether CHAMBERMAID James can get his PACK to actually show up.

The Warriors are a much better team than the Cavs, in fact the COLT45’s are a better overall team than the Cavs. I think the Warriors would even beat the Cavaliers if they were playing RISK.

Besides my Warriors collecting back to back titles, I am most excited about LARRY NANCE JR going ORGANIC on the opposing teams fans when they talk TUMOR.

Well that concludes the first ever “Four Guys Interactive Article”. Thanks for playing along and having fun with us here at four-guys.com

Sincerely,

Jason Casalaspro

It’s the NBA Finals, and that means one thing! The Warriors are about to beat the Cavs and collect their 3rd title in 4 years. The only chance the Cavs have is if LeBron James goes GREEN and single handedly beats the Warriors because we all know he won’t get any AHH SHIT!

Let’s all hope that Draymond Green doesn’t go all LION shit on guys, kicking them in the TITANIC! In that case, the Finals could come down to whether SERVANT James can get his VIRGINS to actually show up.

The Warriors are a much better team than the Cavs, in fact the BROWNS are a better overall team than the Cavs. I think the Warriors would even beat the Cavaliers if they were playing YAHTZEE!

Besides my Warriors collecting back to back titles, I am most excited about CEDI OSMAN going BACON on the opposing teams fans when they talk VIBRATOR!

Well that concludes the first ever “Four Guys Interactive Article”. Thanks for playing along and having fun with us here at four-guys.com

Sincerely,

Brandon Taylor